that whore sucked my dick for so long i got smart and recieved a masters degree in knowlege she must of been a professer or sum shit
by cody decesare January 20, 2008
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The AT&T and AOL of the Philippines that delays requested transactions from clients, and mostly steals from clients account balance 'cos of their fucking ass promos that I don't get. Another thing is they suck the network signal that many messages got on-hold their ass to my outbox. That's why I use mainly Globe's partner, TM.
Damn, Smart Buddy, as well as Talk N Text, got cockles in their promo nowadays. It's time to switch TM ASTIG networks.
by 348r7sc0w385u November 16, 2010
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Get the about as smart as a bag full of dead babies mug.The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.
by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006
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"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"
by robsielea October 29, 2008
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by mrunner December 12, 2008
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