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sleepings

To covertly inform others that you are going to go fornicate. Usually at night when you would normally be sleeping.
mamajama- hey i'm going to go do some sleepings
Alfred- Ok man, have fun.
by curlyfroman3 June 20, 2008
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Sleeping Cindy

It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.
Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.
by DeputyDean March 8, 2008
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Sleeping Bag Effect

when a fat wears a spaghetti-strap tank top, and the strap sinks so far into her fatty arm that it looks like a wrapped up sleeping bag
Wow, look at that one. She's got the sleeping bag effect going alright
by Captain Yellowtail March 31, 2011
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Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.
Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'
by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018
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meaty sleeping aid

penis. Sex is followed by sleep, hence giving a meaty sleeping aid.
(my girl had trouble sleeping last night, so I gave her a meaty sleeping aid)
by hornswaggler June 9, 2009
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sleep prints

The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.
Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.
by Frenchielove00 November 19, 2009
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sleep bumming

when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.
a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"
by ineedtogetagrip March 11, 2010
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