skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

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skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008

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no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

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Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

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Skeet

Verb: To finesse, steal, or otherwise gain something usually at someone else’s expense
Adjective: Bullshit or not believable, could also refer to inadequacy

Skeeted, skeeter, to skeet

This dude gave us like 2 Gs, when it’s supposed to be 5, HE SKEETED US!
The fact that he gave us Gs instead of five is, in fact, SKEET.

by FullTimeSkeeter March 6, 2019

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