Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee

Spig, slash situation!

by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009

inn sitter

Somebody who runs your inn instead of you.

If you own and operate a bed and breakfast inn and want to get away for a few days, you have few options. You can shut the place down, but that’s not very sensible from a business standpoint. You could conscript friends or relatives to fill in temporarily. Or you could hire an inn sitter.

by mementomarketing August 19, 2010

bionic situp

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

by allhallowsian March 5, 2013

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

Car sitting

When you sit in your car doing nothing but browsing through your phone and listening to music.

My boyfriend is always car sitting

by Sassy Sav July 3, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019