Simp tax

A paid Snapchat, Onlyfans, etc. subscription.

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."

by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020

Queen Of Simps

Belle Delphine

Random person- Belle dolphin is the queen of simps

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 5, 2020

Turbo Simp

Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons

Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?

He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.

by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020

Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.

Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”

by Rx.420 February 6, 2020

bakugo simp

somebody who LOVES bakugo. some of these people probably hate kirishima, idk.

p1: your such a bakugo simp.
p2: no i'm not!
p1: you literally have millions of posters of bakugo in your room.

by your local mha roach May 21, 2021

Chad Simp

A guy who has zero chill around love interests and may tend to find himself in one-sides relationships, entertain unrequited crushes and fall for people really fast. However, he is aware of his condition, puts a lot of effort into building his own life and improving himself and is very capable of dealing with rejection. Will often keep a lighthearted, ironic attitude towards his simpy love ventures.

Tormund from Game of Thrones is an archetypical Chad Simp.

by LeifiestLeif February 23, 2021

Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it

Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you

by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020