Single's sadness

Single's sadness is what a single person feels when craving a relationship but can't easily be in one.

Did you see them they've got Single's sadness

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

Shmingle

To aggressively shove and scratch your friends with your fingernails

Works better if you do it to the ankles

I just shmingled my mom last night!

by Shmingle March 17, 2021

singledadsplshmu

it’s me, i am singledadsplshmu. ur probably thinking ‘’why that username” and tbh, idk.

omg did u see singledadsplshmu’s new tiktok?

by singledadsplshmu April 5, 2021

single scissoring

When a female stimulates herself using an inanimate, unmovable object.

Cindy has been single scissoring against the bedpost.

by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021

Shinkle

(Verb) the act of transferring fecal debris from the small spoon to the larger style spoon during the act of strenuous cuddling.

“Hold me closer tiny shinkle...”
“Your love is like bad cuddling, bad cuddling is what I need whoooa” (shake it up but not too much if you’ve been eating beans

by UrbanPictionary83 May 13, 2021

Single

You

You are single😁

by Youmommasnutssssssack May 25, 2021

Single

Something I am.

I'm single.

by Infern0Blaze200 July 5, 2021