Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

Less Salt

Less Salt: Another way of saying "Be nicer" Which is not the same as pouring on the sugar.
ie Every human transaction is filled with some niceties and spite (to try and make it look like ingredients.)
to change the so called Human transaction. you can either be nicer (adding sugar) meaner(adding salt) OR Meaner (Less sugar) or agin Nicer "Less Salt".
Many times when dealing with some one.just saying this to your self. "Less Salt" will lessen the harsh human transaction. thus making Your life easier. just by using less Salt.

Marlon: You look extra happy today ?! Whats up?
Sam: "Less salt"
Marlon: Less Salt?
Sam: Yea. Its like being nicer to people. Thus making me feel better. ;)
Marlon: "Oh I get it now. "Les Salt" " , I should try that.
Sam: Yea.

Lisa: Man Im distressed I have to go into this meeting and my honey pot has run dry!
Gary: You could try using "Less Salt"
LIsa: Thinking about it for a few seconds.. Wow, Thats a great Idea Gary! "Less Salt"
Gary: Picks nose...

by The.Sniper July 14, 2018

moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018

HOLY SALT

A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.

Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT

by Wiggachu July 19, 2018

Salt

To be toxic in video games, or generally mad at them after losing like a noob.

Dude he is sooooo salty! Wish he could just chill for once.

by kiwi101_ August 5, 2018

Salt Snob

When you think you're too good for normal vape juice so you only vape salt nic.

Eric hit the breeze and started dying when he realized it wasn't salt nic. He's such a salt snob.

by gropey stopey January 21, 2019

Salt

1, the essence of life

2, another word to describe chase

I love salt so much

Chase why are you so salty

by Wawa February 6, 2019