soup kitchen

a gay hobo orgy inside a strangers car

brian: kevin you dumbass, you signed up for the wrong soup kitchen!
Keviin: i'll never look at cambells soup the same way.

by spoons mcgee wilson August 11, 2010

Alphabet Soup

A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.

"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."

by Wilkmeister69 March 11, 2009

turtle head soup

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.

My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.

by Fonkey January 29, 2006

3 knuckles deep stirring the soup

To finger fuck a girl, using several fingers at the same time. Usually implying the girl is very arroused.

"That chick is so damn hot! I'd love to be 3 knuckles deep stirring the soup!"

by FA Double D December 25, 2008

soup sandwich

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.

Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.

by DGunner71 September 15, 2005

No soup for you

A reference to Seinfeld. Used when denying something to someone else. Funniest when said thing being denied is an orgasm.

While S and E are having sex, and just before E has an orgasm, S pulls out, screams "No soup for YOU!" and cums on E. Classic.

by SayWhatAgain March 29, 2015

vaginal soup

soup that tastes like shit. But you don't want to say it tastes like shit so you say its Vaginal Soup.

Mom this soup tastes like Vaginal Soup

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005