cock in a sock

Something you say when you're in a rage.

I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!

by KIng Bob April 11, 2003

Sock on

A discreet way to tell you mate to move in and take that girl home.

(Edmund is chatting up a girl at a bar)

James: alright pal how's it going.

Edmund: Yeh just met this girl, brizo

James: tidy, you need to sock on...

Edmund: pineapple

by Moors August 4, 2015

pink sock

A girl shoves her hand up another girls ass and pulls the asswhole and then it becomes inside out. It looks like a pink sock some people wear it by accident and they drag a girl everywhere not knowing that their pink sock is an asswhole.

I was wearing a pink sock today.

by hashimotosoda February 21, 2017

Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).

My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!

by shit fizzles March 31, 2009

bread sock

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!

Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!

by BreadLvr July 22, 2010

Wog sock

A hat that blacks and students wear to contain dreadlocks

"hey look at that student he's wearing a wog sock although he has no dreads or afro"

by unholy.goat December 18, 2008

Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014