skeet

A post on the bluesky social network.

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."

by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008

Skeet

An adjective commonly used by middle school students in the mid-00's to describe a person who dressed in a nerdy/geeky fashion and who does something entirely out of place with the norm. This word was especially used in the hallways and boys locker rooms of the middle schools of St. Louis, MO

"Look at how Pete's socks ride up halfway up his shins! That's so skeet!"

"Did you see John the other day wearing sweatpants to school? That's so skeet!"

"James came to school today with a bowl cut! Doesn't he know that his style is super skeet?"

"Haha! Josh is wearing shorts that go above his knees! He's so fucking skeet!"

by FluManChu May 19, 2021

The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.

I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

by StankyMane January 23, 2025

skeet junior

for someone to shoot they're man juice on you.

we where making out then he pulled a skeet junior all over my clothes

by CHILLBOIIIIII March 29, 2017

Skeet

To ejaculate on a woman

I'm gonna skeet on here face

by Mr, slacavige in this price June 11, 2018