Pale Rider's Wrath

A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.

Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!

One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JBall The Destroyer January 2, 2010

ride ya home

1. response from southern folk to other southern folk when asked for a ride home.

2. a sexual act performed by a man and woman, when traffic is light, and no one cares if you swerve.

1.a- cooter asks,"enus can you ride me home? i'm fuck'd up?"
b-"sure i'll ride ya home, but you gotta give me gas money."

by imstilltruble May 25, 2008

Brazilian Bull Ride

When having sex with a partner from behind and you tell them you have some sort of STD and see how long you can stay on (can only use one hand).

When I was having sex with a chick I met in a club I told her I had AIDS when giving it to her doggy style. My Brazilian Bull Ride lasted 8 seconds.

by ddttrr June 29, 2008

ghost ride the whip

Leavin' your car in first gear, hoppin out, and goin dumb. Extra points for dancin on the hood. Thought to be made popular by E-40, although anyone into the Hyphy Movement knows it was much earlier by Mac Dre and other Bay Area / Vallejo rappers.

1. Lets get stupid and ghost ride tha whip down main street

2. Get stupid, what we do is good, ghost ride the whip while we dancin on the hood (Thizz In Peace Mac Dre)

by AlexS March 8, 2007

meat rider

some one who is a dick rider.like if u were going to call a girl a slut,but you wanted to say something worse you would say u meat rider!. or if you wanted to call a guy a fag to an extent u wuld say u meatrider, and so and so on.it's a really insulting term,but works as it shuld.

racheal: "u know wat mat,go suck a dick!"
steve: "no thanx,meat rider!"

by christii December 20, 2007

Rez Ride

A car that is barely held together with a bumber sticker that reads "Indian Power". It usually has no seat belts, rearview mirror, tail lights, head lights, gas cap, and a decent radio. It often needs repairs and hauls ass on any dirt road.

Carl: "Hey I need a ride to the store."
Jon: "If you air up my flat tire and put in gas, I'll take you."
Carl: "I hate your rez ride!"
Jon: "Me too."
Carl: "Where is your pump?"
Jon: "In the trunk, underneath the blanket, by the commods."

by Notah November 9, 2007

ghost ride

Yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture.

Damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride.

by Thra11 August 20, 2006