Retarded cunt

This is most commonly relating to an actual idiot. Someone that is too scared to be out-benched because he’s proper weak.

Person one: ‘Have you seen what camron brown did?’
Person two: ‘Omg he’s a retarded cunt’
Person three: ‘agreed’

by andrewpedrycz on insta October 31, 2020

retard chamber

Your mom's uterus

Retard Chamber is an

accessory which is used with variable pressure wet

sprinkler systems where water motor alarms and / or give birth to you

by ((())) April 18, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

by Homeless Guy's pants May 4, 2018

reality retard

Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.

My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021