poser

they wear mini skirts and g-unit clothing because they live in great neck(which is in ny) and they have to in order to fit into where they live but because they heard 3 singles by fall out boy they swear up and down that their punks can you name any other song that isn't a single? NO DIDNT THINK SO...and then they pretend to b ghetto..but they get rejected there as well...and when nothing else works..they become "emo" emphasis on the " ".......just shut ur mouth and b who u are...and if u dont know and u follow a crowd..2 bad 4 u sucker

omg jenny...have u heard that song "dance dance" that song is like sooo effing amazing....if i walk into school singing that near the punks they'll TOTALLY except me

*next day after she attempts this the punks talk together*

who the fuck is she? my god..shes such a poser...
omg jenny being punk didn't work..so let me try being gangster..i'll wear baby phat and g-unit clothing!! they'll TOTALLY except me

*next day after she attempts this the gangstas talk together*
who the fuck is she? shes such a poser..

omg jenny being gangster didnt work either!!!! i guess ill have to be emo now and make up problems so that mayb SOMEBODY WILL LIKE ME.

*she attempts this again(notice a pattern?) and well...*
omg..shes a poser..she doesnt have any real problems she has tons of money..that bitch..

by Tay!Tay! September 1, 2008

Proper Brutal

most commonly used in the UK, the "PROPER" before "BRUTAL" is used to emphasize how BRUTAL something may be (ie.:a show, a band, a music genre).

This term was first heard by most Americans from front man Oliver Sykes from Bring Me The Horizon.

Dick: I've seen four girls today with the MySpace name of "Proper Brutal"
Jane: STFU.
Dick: Oh yah, forgot you were always on Oli Sykes nuts you creep.

by MercedesSiq January 2, 2009

Proper Massage

A "proper massage" is one given to a lover, seductee, friend with benefits, or someone you simply want to see naked, which is the one and only rule for this type of massage; the person receiving the massage MUST be naked.

Baby, you so fine, I want to give you a proper massage.

Dude, your girl is all wound up, how long has it been since her last proper massage?

by Mr. Moein July 27, 2009

Life Preserver

A large full set of voluptuous breasts.

"did you see the life preservers on that chick?!?"

by Tongtatatatong May 22, 2010

poser

Andre, Fix and his other game names

no example, hes already a gay fagr0t

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

POSER

see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!

by EAT MY ASS BITCH July 21, 2008

poser punk

People who think they're punk for listening to Good Charlotte,Yellowcard and Simple Plan and Avril. Not even knowing of the Sex Pistols,the Clash and the Ramones. The real inventors of the punk genre.

Poser:Oh that Sid Vicious guy is hot!is he married?
Punk:...he's not alive,and he married Nancy Spungen.
Poser:oh I knew that!I was only kidding.

by IndieRocker September 18, 2005