Poser

a poser is a person that trys to blend in with the rest of the people, and changes the way they act/dress to think their cool. posers are someone who goes from prep, to metal head, to punk, to raver for example. and does poser drugs to get attention. (extc)

shaunessy is a big poser. she lives in canada/manitoba/winnipeg, and went from a prepy lil batch to a wanna be metal head, to a faggy bummy punker fag and a faggy raver that wears gay lil glow in the dark braclets.

by aK. November 11, 2006

3p Poker

3p Poker is a Group of elite Online and Live Game Poker Pros, Often Misleading the Public with their tricky verbal lyrics. Although these are all highly skilled Pros they enjoy playing in the lower limits and "Donkin" with the General Public.

3p Poker In Da House...
Lil Chad With The "YEA YEA"

and Of course the "Ribbet"

Thanks Z the Creator Of 3p Poker

by StarsnBars4x4 May 29, 2007

DC Poser

A douche bag.Similar to a skate poser,except with DC clothes.
We all know someone like this,all they wear is DC clothes,talk about how awesome DCs are,and usually act like they skate.These people are also the first to get that 'deer in the headlights' look when you ask them who Ken Block is or when DC was founded.

Guy:Hey man,nice DCs.
DC poser:Oh thanks dude.I love DC.
Guy:When was DC founded?

DC Poser:Like 2005?
Guy:Who owns DC?
DC Poser:Rob Dyrdek?
Guy:Who is Ken Block?
DC Poser:I don't know.
Guy:Come on!He's on the back of you're fucking shirt!
DC Poser:Oh,yeah!He's a nascar driver.
Guy:God you're such a DC Poser.

by Chouk April 24, 2010

poser

commonly used in the skate world
someone who cant be kool
so they just follow what the kool people do
and hope it works for them

IN SKATEN THERE IS A BIIIIGGGG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BEGINNERS AND POSERS... im just to lazy to explain it
i tend to call them faggots

someone who buys a skateboard... and couldnt ride it if they tried just carry it around to look kool

poser goth who wheres all black all the time and thinks they have to hate everything

anyone who calls themselves SCENE... basicly poser emos

by my first job... was a blowjob September 17, 2006

Loner Poner Boner

Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.

John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"

by Elliot Smooth E June 16, 2008

world popera

A fusion of Classical, Popular and World influences designed to unite humanity through music.

Sarah Brightman's world popera songs make classical music more available to the mainstream public.

by Armand Angelina April 27, 2006

closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017