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polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.
Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.
by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017
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Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.
Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat
by BBootyKing November 5, 2018
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polishing the rod

by flatulencenuggets September 7, 2022
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.
She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.
by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024
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We've had Polish burglars

A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.

That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
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Polish Whisper

It's like an Irish whisper but an entire decibel louder. For Polish people whispering in such a fashion and people talking to said Pole.
*Insert Name here* Just gave me the Polish whisper telling me that my fly is down Infront of all those women
by Ranuncolo June 5, 2023
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