by ForgottenSystem2 December 4, 2021
Get the Red Peter mug.Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.
Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022
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A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.
A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.
Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.
by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 22, 2023
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Get the Evan Peters mug.The act of placing one's chin on the top of another person's head and working the jaw in a rhythmic, snapping motion to cause a painful, repeated, clunk on the target's cranium. Often performed between rival siblings.
My stupid sister caught me masturbating in my Mom's thong again so I put her in a full nelson and gave her some serious head peter. That'll teach her.
by tjag November 7, 2014
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