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Red Peter

When a male overly masterbates his shaft.
I wanked the chicken too hard today and now I have a Red Peter.
by ForgottenSystem2 December 4, 2021
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Peter griffin

by sexosex August 17, 2021
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Peter Pokey

Peter Pokey is where you sneak off to the bathroom for a quick pokey bum but no one wants any of it so you give yourself a quick 2 finger poke in the rear to help you get over the rejection.
Person 1: naww since Dave came back from the lavvy he seems like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Person 2: Yeah he said he went for some Lukey Pokey but no one wanted to join so he had to Peter Pokey himself and that is just sad.
by Theurbanwalker January 27, 2022
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Peter Licker

Peter licker, AKA "Tea Bagger"

A grown ass man who sucks and licks another man's peter, he likes the male phallus in his mouth like a cough drop like a mothafuckin tootsie roll.
Dude1: holy shit, look at this man i heard rumors that he's a peter licker
Dude2: rumors true, he's been sucking uncle Bo's for a while now.
by Peter aka Tea Bagger September 22, 2023
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mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy
by Jose leal January 12, 2018
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Evan Peters

Best man on the earth, very hot, especially in bed hot hot hot hot hot gulp
guy 1: hi I'm Evan Peters
Guy 2: F me
by hairy_armpits November 17, 2022
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head peter

The act of placing one's chin on the top of another person's head and working the jaw in a rhythmic, snapping motion to cause a painful, repeated, clunk on the target's cranium. Often performed between rival siblings.
My stupid sister caught me masturbating in my Mom's thong again so I put her in a full nelson and gave her some serious head peter. That'll teach her.
by tjag November 7, 2014
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