most perfect and fantabulous person in the world

beat rice Car man

Damn if only i was the most perfect and fantabulous person in the world like Beat rice Car man

by PenisWilliams June 24, 2020

perfect my borat

to masturbate, to stab the cat, to shake hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree, to shoot putty at the moon.

i've not been rafted for fuckin ages, i'm gonna go and perfect my borat.

by dave'n'andy November 8, 2003

Perfect

Perfect is Elizabeth who pwns Gabby AKA Gavin.

Also, go to his formspring and ask him stupid sht.
www.formspring.me/ilygavin

Elizabeth: Gavin, I'm so perfect.

Gavin: Btchh, stfu and go smd.

by hbfvkc April 5, 2010

Perfect boyfriend

Something a fangirl will never have because they’re waiting until a real life insanely attractive boy with a name for a number, a demigod the son of Poseidon, a baker with an almost starved family with a type of bread as a name, the chosen one, or a boy that had a friend named Chuck but then saved his life and died to be born.

Sigh. “I really wish I had a perfect boyfriend.”

by Tehe47 April 28, 2020

perfect storm

This happens when you're banging a real fatty. As you watch the rippling effects of her rolls with each thrust, the feeling of being drenched, off balance, out of control, and in danger, give you the sense of being George Clooney's character during The Perfect Storm. Also known as Surfing.

Last night, I had a nightmare being trapped with Star Jones in a perfect storm.

by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

Perfect Storm

A term, unfortunately still in use, which denotes any effect having causes. It is not old enough to be regarded as archaic, but unquestionably is worn out.

Unable to have an original thought, due to having ignored 12 years of free public education, he described one of the events of his life as, "A perfect storm." That, of course, really wasn't a description, but everyone listening thought it was.

by wordschmidt February 22, 2011

perfectcoupleitis

happens when two of the most awesomest people steal eachothers hearts.

robin: hey ur awesome
rochelle: hey ur awesome too
::steal eachothers heart::
robin: uhhh im sick, i have perfectcoupleitis.
rochelle: oh me too! <hawks a loogie>
robin: <hawks a fatter loogie> man its getting worse.

by lowkey011810 February 26, 2010