poser

A person who is trying too hard to be punk... but isn't and loves rap and Fallout Boy... and Yellowcard and Gay emo... usually a girl or a slasher(emo)...

They wear excessive clothing from Hot Topic on one day and American Eagle, Ambercrombie, ect. on the next.

Poser: Man, Fallout Boy is so Hard-core!
Punk: Your gay...
Poser: And so is Yellowcard and...
Punk: STFU!
Poser: Why does everyone hate me! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Punk: PWNED SUCKA! Go cut yourself!
Poser: Too late!

by Not Punk but a Skanker! April 19, 2006

Poseur Punk

Simply put, crappy punk-rock music.

I think it's funny how 'punks' bitch about how poseur a certain band is, or how band X "is SO much more punk" than band Y, when in reality these 'poseur punk bands' are simply CRAPPY punk bands.

by Wiseass May 19, 2007

poser

1. Someone who tries to fit in with a crowd by following all of its trends but isn't cool at all.
2. A complete douchebag.
3. Avril Lavigne.
4. Someone who tries to skateboard, BMX, etc to be cool but sucks huge donkey dick at everthing.

Dude, that kid Cole is such a poser, he always brings his skateboard to school and can't even do a fucking ollie.

by cloudwacher August 12, 2006

Poser

Avril Laviegn, Simple Plan, adn GC anyone who weres abercrombie and listen to punkand thinks there punk!

Avril is the queen of all posers!

by megan June 21, 2003

posers

Girls of Playboy, for example.

Slipknot are posers too.

by butt June 4, 2003

poser

a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

indie poser

people who overdress themselves with cool fashionable clothes, and say that they listen to a lot of music. they usually listen to horrible barely indie bands like the yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, the faint, and the strokes.

Will: Look at that awesome kid with all those buttons on his cool designer shirt. Maybe we should go see if he is interested in the same music as us.
Bill: Let's go for it.
Indie Poser: What's up
Will: What are your favorite indie bands?
Indie poser: Uhh...like a month ago I bought that new Strokes cd...is my hair messed up?
Bill: What an indie poser.

by samuel July 18, 2004