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Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"
by Angel66666 May 22, 2022
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Peanut butter doggy

When u cover your penis in peanut butter and have ur partner lick it all off. After you ejaculated in their mouth u gave them swallow your peanut butter flavored load.
I had my lady luck all the oeanut butter off me like a good peanut butter doggy and gave her a treat st the end
by Dirtyjoe09 June 14, 2024
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Peanut butter Charlie

A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.
Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.
by Rama Rama stefano June 21, 2016
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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard
Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof
by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025
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Peanut

William Flikeid has a small penis. Oh so he has a peanut.
by Cornhubhehe October 1, 2019
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