Joint pain

The pain experienced when you arrive at the airport with your pre-rolled joint, but you don't have time to smoke it before you go through security and thus have to throw it in the garbage.
"So how was your flight?"
-"It was terrible"
"Why?"
"Joint pain"
by Lurifaks9000 May 24, 2023
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pain in the backside

a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
'i need some help?'
'why?'because i want an escuse to spend time with you!'
by JAT October 10, 2004
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Playoff Pain

Watching Your favorite team either blow a lead or be Eliminated from the playoffs in the most painful way possible (28-3, 3-1 Lead etc)
Alex: "Isn't he a Falcons fan"
Nico: "that blown 25 point lead was a level of playoff pain that no one thought possible"
by Dr FeelgoodMC89 December 22, 2020
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Immersive Pain

This happens when you have testicular cancer or gets trolled so hard by a girl, hurts more when you know you're a guy.
"I Have Immersive Pain"
- Alik, not me
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delayed pain

When you hurt yourself, and your body is good for a few seconds, but then the pain happens (ex: stubbing your toe, feeling it after a half second)

Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
When I stubbed my toe on the wall, the delayed pain happened after a second.
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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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Brain-Pain

When you force yourself to stay awake after not sleeping the whole night, and you get the "Brain-Pain".
Person: "what's wrong you look tired"
Me: "my sleep schedule is fucked so i stayed awake the whole night. Now I've got the 'Brain-Pain'."
by P0T 0F GR33D June 10, 2022
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