Easy Bake Oven

When you fart in your own hoodie.

I was sitting on the porch smoking in the cold and accidentally gave myself an Easy Bake Oven

by Matt-er of facts October 28, 2025

It's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here.

When you are in an environment that makes sweat because you are so hot.

"Man it's hotter than Hitler's ovens in here."

by HiTler_HimSelf March 2, 2020

Vito V. Ovendriver

Vito Valentino Ovendriver, a man of Italian descent, is the acting captain of the Trango Pirates, a based Trango Male and all-round Silly Goofy man. Vito's main goal is to find and kill Admiral Koroshika as it is the last thing he promised his best friend Miran before his death. Vito leads the loyal crew of the Trango Pirates, (Winona, Jagua, Kuwagata, Horus and Okane) an up-and-coming pirate crew with a vengeance against the World Government for no reason in particular.

Sure, he's cool - but is he Vito V. Ovendriver?

by EverysingleOvendriver June 10, 2023

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024