OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much
by mice is nice April 04, 2022
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.
Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?
by March 10, 2022
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Table masterbation

A form of female masterbation in which the female uses the corner of a table to stimulate her vagina. Often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable
Yumi: He Dannie! I just caught Rose table masterbation to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 01, 2022
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Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.
I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!
by majhat October 04, 2016
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Pure Table

The most Nasty, Raunchy, Disgusting thing in your life.
Girl1: "Omg! Did you see what Serina was wearing?"
Girl2: "YES! It was pure table!"
Girl1: "I know i want to throw up just looking at her!"
by Senior Nasty Hoe January 26, 2012
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