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Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
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puppy flesh

Puppy flesh is a term used by masculine gay men to make fun of young, girly-looking straight men.
Victor: Hey, John, look at that puppy flesh over there.
John: Wow, those hips definitely don't lie.
Victor: Pfft.
by DeanWinchesterWhyNot January 19, 2014
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National Wear your Puppie love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them
by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022
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Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy”
by Interested observer October 31, 2023
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dust-puppy

A very simple " in your face" pretty straight-forward definition/explanation of what happens to a normally intelligent person who has now lost any chance of normal brain-function , as their throbbing, chemical-fueled genitals have now fully taken over. They now do whatever the voices tell them to do, aimlessly wandering around in circle-like motions, much like a very excitable, stupid, tail-wagging poodle on Viagra.....oblivious to their surrounding and the world imploding around them.
" Holy-fuck....!!!!! Look how 'absolutely munted' kaka and her friends are!!! What a dust-puppy.....!!!!!
by MarvinMartian-70 March 15, 2018
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Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
by Olive Lover May 6, 2023
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Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.
Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.
by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024
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