up-island

A slang term for the west end of Long Island, mainly anything west of the Hamptons but more or less Nassau and West Suffolk Counties. It comes from the fact that the hamptons are about as far down into NY as you can go, therefore you go "Down to the Hamptons" and "Up to the city"

Not to be confused with a "UTI", a derogatory version of the colloquialism as in "Oh shit a bunch of UTI's just got off the Hampton Jitney wearing salmon shorts and powder blue golf tee's"
"I won tickets to the Nets game at the Sloppy Tuna last night, so I'm headed up-island"
by 27surf June 19, 2014
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litterbox island

Island in the tropical hemisphere of The Seven Rooms. battleground for Tuber Von Itchenfleas and Snooker Von Arwenhoser.
Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas burries his treasure in the sands of Litterbox Island
by Tink January 24, 2005
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Grand Island

Grand Island is an island in New York that is full of fake people. Everyone does drugs and fucks each other. Why do I live here? I don’t know.
Person: Wanna know what’s fake?
Me: Grand Island?
Person: I was gonna say my tits, but that too.
by IHateMyLifeSoMuchSmh March 07, 2019
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camano island

A island where people don't know how to drive, and business owners don't appreciate there staff.
Why are you doing under the speed limit, because it's camano island
by Shelterchick23 July 11, 2017
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Whidbey Island whales

Morbidly obese (i.e. overweight, fat, tubby, huge, and occasionally "big-boned") Women in the Oak Harbor/Island County of Whidbey Island, Washington. These creatures are of the pachyderm family, are mammals, and are the largest land animals alive today. Their habitat includes country bars, cheap nightclubs, and many of the fast food locations across the northwestern state of Washinton and southern Canada. W.I.W's are omnivores, spending 16 hours a day collecting junk food, beer, and large supply of Man-Beef. Their diet is at least 50% Hotdogs, supplemented with grease, burgers, fries, chips, candy, and small amounts of fruit juice, lean cuisine and diet coke. Scientists belive that because they only digest 40% of what they eat, they have to make up for their digestive system's lack of efficiency in volume. An adult W.I.W can consume 300–600 lb (140–270 kg) of food a day. 60% of that food leaves their body undigested, which is why they smell funny. They also give fantastic blowjobs.
Steve Irwin: CRIKEY! Do you see thaht? What you ar now lookin' at is one of the many Innnnfamous Whidbey Island Whales! We got to be veeery careful as not to disturb hher in hher hhabitat. Lets go in for a closer look! Goregeous!
by Chattom, E August 18, 2006
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Grand Island

Grand Island is home to the set I call The Westside Whiteboys. People know we're the Westside Whiteboys. Shaved headed down ass mothafuckers to say fuck ESL -13-. You ain't no mothafuckin' mafia. West is the Best.
by A Westside Whiteboy April 21, 2011
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staten island boy

The typical staten island boy is the type of boy who spends more than a half hour on his hair... who thinks he is gods gift to earth... who uses the word bro, pronounced brah... who drives around in his car trying to pick up those great typical staten island girls... who are typically defined as wangsters, wiggas, and or guidos... boys who think that smoking pot is the coolest thing to do on a friday night...who need to grow up... and more or less, boys who need a reality check
The Staten Island Boy driving down the block couldnt have been more white, so why was he blasting DMX and have fake gold chains on?
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