vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night

Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.

by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011

Low Brain

Term used for a person with IQ lower than room temperature

Will uses internet explorer, he's a low brain
Austin is a low brain because he likes lolis

by PublicPotato August 18, 2019

toss brain

noun, derog. an idiot, literally a wank brain or a person whose brain is capable only of masturbation

"Stupid toss brain can't count his nuts twice and get the same answer."

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

brain fuggler

a person who fucks people in the head

damn that brain fuggler

by sabastard September 3, 2009

brain ninja

Title given to girls by comedian Dane Cook. Girls have the power to fuck with a guy's mind by saying something so simple that it eventually drives them crazy.

Girls are brain ninjas! They know how to get in there with their katanas and cut ya! And then disappear into the night!

by brainninja14 December 1, 2009

brain duster

(noun) Canned air used primaily to clear your keyboard from dust. Used as an inhalant it is known as Brain Duster. User will experience a feeling of blacking out. Use over a long time in a single sitting user WILL hallucinate.

Joe "man i'm all out of beer"
Moe "it's okay man, i've got some Brain Duster"

by BoJiggles September 4, 2006

brain pan

A motorcycle helmet. Specifically the kind that just covers the top of your head. They are mostly sported by riders on top of a American brand motorcycle, chiefly, Harley Davidson.

Hey Pete, good thing you were wearing your brain pan when that car slammed you. Your face is a mess but at least you can think straight!

by WindowLicker9000 April 11, 2010