3 definitions by kiwimich

LOMBARD

Lombard,n. derog. acronym Loads Of Money But A Real Dick

"How was your date last night?"
"Awful, he was a real Lombard"

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

tag hag

A person who will only wear clothing that is hideously expensive and bears the 'right' tag or label in the belief that she (it is mostly she) is a better person for doing so. Often tag hags are also fag hags for some reason.

"She's such a tag hag. She wanted to wear my Versace even though she hates it!

by kiwimich January 30, 2006

toss brain

noun, derog. an idiot, literally a wank brain or a person whose brain is capable only of masturbation

"Stupid toss brain can't count his nuts twice and get the same answer."

by kiwimich January 30, 2006