Sticky Table

When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory

Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table

by NiggaNuts January 13, 2021

Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 8, 2022

Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”

Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.

by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023

table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.

There goes Karen! What a table.

by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022

CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) );

SQL code to create a table in a database, some idiot websites can be hacked using this multiple times, like a DDOS attack.

P1: im bored im gonna type "CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) );" into a badly coded website

P2: no please no

by somebodyortheother November 8, 2023

Gta IV table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV

Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch

by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023