National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12

Me:kiss
Girlfriend:why?????
Me:it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

Girlfriend:kiss me again

National kiss your girlfriend day on November 12:
Don’t be shy boys

by National kiss your GF day November 10, 2020

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National do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.

Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.

by Batman0909 October 04, 2020

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Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage

A phrase used to describe the ultimate feeling in life. When you hit the highest of the highs. Especially in a situation when you've hit the jackpot just when it looked hopeless. You thought it was over and you were down and out...and then a miracle happened.

Joe: Man i don't think we can win this game...there's only 3 seconds left.

Bob: Here comes the hail mary!...TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Party like your girlfriend had a miscarriage!!!!!!!

by brandonmarshall15 May 05, 2022

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