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hawk nose

A person of the jewish faith. From the argument scene in 'Monty Python's life of Brian' between Brian and his mother. As in "I'm a hawk nose, a Hebe, Red Sea Pedestrain, I'm Kosher mum and proud of it!"

This sentiment is entirely understandable, given Brian's other option of being a spic!

Which in it's turn is preferable to admitting coming fromBedford (which is a bit like masturbation....i.e. one may indulge, but one wouldn't admit it in polite company
"Oi you some Hawk nose or Something?"

"No my bufoniform appearence merely denotes that I come from Bedford, please take your anti-semetic sentiments elsewhere"
by STePPeNWoLFe September 10, 2006
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cotton nose

Someone who whines so much about a particular subject to extreme annoyance of the rest of his/her audience. Supposedly sharing character traits with people that have nose bleeds after long rants. Cotton buds are sometimes used to stop the bleeding.
Ted: I refuse to listen on the latest album of x band because the simply sold out.
Jeff: Quit being such a cotton nose.
by xombz October 16, 2008
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brown nose

Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet gas leaving the person performing oral service covered with brown debris.

Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Having a bad day:

How was your day bro?

Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless bullshit work.

Getting fucked over:

Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on Friday, and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha

Bro, I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.

Getting screwed:

If two bros work together for the same boss:

Bro, I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!

After partying too hard:

Bro, we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today

Fucked over:

Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna key her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and dip her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
by Mike999 August 5, 2009
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kitten noses

nipples belonging to women with half-pint breasts that resemble the cute noses of kittens
Look at my nipples, they look like kitten noses
by booze hound 69 November 30, 2007
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nose-gasm

wow your food smells good! nose-gasm!
by Jucest July 21, 2009
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penis-nose

An unusually large, long, cylindrical, nose that only attracts the trasvestite species, and the rare polka dotted chimpanzie.
That Flaminco dancer has a bomb penis-nose Linchul!
by Belle Asian December 10, 2008
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