Trump Boner

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.

"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"

by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017

Homie Boner

A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.

Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.

Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.

by MayMay420 August 7, 2014

Boner Bonus

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus

Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."

by FreddyCask May 16, 2011

inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 27, 2010

pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples

Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.

by MPT 69 February 5, 2021

E-Boner

Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.

Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.

by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010

boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner

Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."

by britkav July 18, 2012