That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food”
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019

Elephant Job

Using your nose for sexual pleasure.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.

by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011

Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.

We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.

by Rye guy in the fly high November 25, 2014

vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.

Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."

by newschannel June 10, 2009

Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.

Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)

by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

by Beef Horse April 4, 2015

Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009