New Hartford

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

A New Look

Completely changing your image to appeal to others. Usually when you want to be fucked. Inspired by the lyric of 'A New Look' by Danho ft. Via D'Agem, "Yeah, it's a new look, a new look. Put it in dry, put it in good."

Via: Wow! You look so different! I can't believe that it is actually you!
Ariane: Well, you know, it's a new look. ;)

by Gigi McDonald September 7, 2017

New Zealand

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.

"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)

by Jabborwak September 28, 2017

Smiley News

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!

Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!

by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017

New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you

person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!

by jjsabs November 4, 2017

New Malden

South West London suburb with one of the largest populations of koreans outside of korea. very relaxed atmosphere and only 20 minutes from waterloo. Great for a night out if you're into pubs and hidden korean karaoke bars.

yo im heading into new malden for some korean bbq and then a pint, you coming?

by gullyjosh February 21, 2018

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016