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Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020
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Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.
An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp
by Reagan81 May 8, 2020
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Sergeant Of Simps

A boy (usually named Tanner) simps over a girl so hard that he gets kicked out of the boys.
Oh boy... Here comes Tanner “The Sergeant Of Simps”
by Rx.420 February 6, 2020
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Chad Simp

A guy who has zero chill around love interests and may tend to find himself in one-sides relationships, entertain unrequited crushes and fall for people really fast. However, he is aware of his condition, puts a lot of effort into building his own life and improving himself and is very capable of dealing with rejection. Will often keep a lighthearted, ironic attitude towards his simpy love ventures.
Tormund from Game of Thrones is an archetypical Chad Simp.
by LeifiestLeif February 23, 2021
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Turbo Simp

Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons
Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?

He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.
by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020
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Queen Of Simps

Random person- Belle dolphin is the queen of simps
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 5, 2020
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Simp tax

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
by VxJasonxV September 11, 2020
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