National Rape Day

It’s not a joke it’s not fucking funny

National rape day

No more raping girls or making jokes about rape it’s not cool

by Sal Fischer April 23, 2021

National Geographic nipples

N. Extremely long, very disturbing, nipples of a woman. "National Geographic" refering to African tribal women as featured topless in the magazine.

Damn bitch, dem National Geographic nipples are fuckin freaky.

by M. Boogie September 9, 2006

National Fuck Day

A day where all you do is fuck. Just enjoy.

Oh man, I am so psyched for national fuck day!

by YEAHHHH!22222222222222 March 7, 2011

nationality try hard

A person who claims to be several nationalities when they are clearly not, in particular someone who claims to have more fractions of nationality that can possibly make one whole,

Where are you from

I am british, you?

I am a quarter french, a quarter Irish, two thirds spanish, one eigth african american and two nineteenths scottish

oh right....well done, have you heard of 'nationality try hards?'

by gingleberry February 16, 2010

National besties day

November 15 is a day to appreciate all your bestest friends. And spend quality time with them.

I’m so glad we became friends, you are amazing to me and always find a way to make me smile. Happy national besties day!!

by Yourrr queeeen November 13, 2019

Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.

Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.

by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019

National Crush Day

A day that you confess to your crush. Tell them you like them. Probably get rejected. Any day would be a good day to do that but for those of you looking for a date to put on your calendar, try February 5.

"Hey today is National Crush Day"
"Really?"
"Yeah! Go confess your undying love!!"
"Ahh okay"

by WeGumor January 23, 2020