myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool

Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead

by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013

Myspacing

Something Jose and Sahra do a lot of.

What are you doing right now?
-Myspacing it.... duh

by sz11 December 9, 2008

Myspace Hack

Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages

Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you

Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack

by happycracker July 10, 2009

Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.

Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!

by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010

Myspace

Site that’s been dead for more than over a decade now practically a ghost town. When it was popular people used to layout their page, fight over who was supposed to be on your top 8, had emo or other cringy photos taken by a digital camera. Now some of the people who used it miss it because it reminds them of the youth that they’ll never get back.

MySpace is so dead right now, it’s practically a ghost town, but if you want to relive your mid 2000s emo glory days go to spacehey.com it’s the modern day version of Myspace

by Frank2020 March 25, 2021

MySpaced Out

When you have something important to do on a computer but you get distracted by MySpace, and run out of time or never get around to doing said chore.

"Did you type your essay last night?"

"I started, but MySpaced out and never got around to finishing it."

by Mr. Fwetna October 29, 2007

Myspace

Hermit, friendless, in real life, endlessly adding aliens to their friends list.

haii add me on myspace.
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by douchebagggggggg February 28, 2009