rookie mistake

Falling in love with a girl prematurely.

"Man! Look at that idiot! He fell for that slut after one night! She totally blew him off!"

"What a fool. It must be his first time with a girl."

"True man. We've all made those rookie mistakes."

by captainc1992 April 7, 2008

hitler mustache

When someone sticks their finger in their ass, and wipes the fecal matter left on their finger, across a sleeping friend's upper lip. Leaving them with a hitler stache.

Man, Joe gave me a hitler mustache last night while I was sleeping.

by Biw Black December 10, 2008

v6 mustang

The quintessential rental car. A V6 Mustang is like a hot girl with her clothes on: looks good, but ain't nothing you could do with her!
Only thing worse is the V6 mustang convertible: the quintessential 'My daddy gave it to me' car for preppy girls.

A real man will run V8 Mustang coupe, a mid-life crises guy will run a V8 mustang covertible, a rental cr company will run a V6 coupe, and a preppy girl or gay guy will run a V6 mustang convertible.

by rockabillysteve August 18, 2006

mustard slide

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.

That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!

by BobC February 8, 2006

Mustache Game

Extremely creative drinking game created by a U.S. citizen and an Israeli. The objective of the game to to make paper cut outs of mustaches and adhere them to a TV while randomized programing is playing, every time a face on the TV lines up with the aforementioned mustache, it's owner must drink. If played at a bar the bartender also creates a house mustache and when a face lines up with said mustache everyone drinks. He may also move any mustache anytime he wishes and change the channel at will. During the duration of the game he/she also serves as extreme dictator of any rulings and may add any house rules at will.

Man I played the mustache game last night, totally got blitzed!

by Ducatti 9999 December 27, 2011

Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion March 5, 2012

Mustang

The ultimate "White Trash Ferrari". Also see Farmersville for a location of where to see a mustang.

I know I cant drive it, let alone race my mustang.

by buldozr December 31, 2004