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penny muncher

A man or woman who dates/married just for money. Basically a gold digger.
"Have you seen Jesse's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I think she's a total penny muncher
by Ethan_bigsnake March 9, 2015
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clit munchers

Female underwear that when worn entraps or pinches the wearers clitoris. Clit munchers are commonly made of lace and deemed to be visually sexy but predominantly uncomfortable for the wearer.
I wore clit munchers to work today, it was really hard to concentrate.
by Renée Nae March 24, 2016
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Crumpet Muncher

Yo dude did you here beckys a crumpet Muncher
by Bossbitch420 June 24, 2016
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Brother muncher

dude 1: hey dude, my brother came home high on fentenal and ate my asshole
dude 2; sounds like you got a brother muncher on your hands
by kinklord420 March 8, 2017
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man muncher

Man muncher is for live ladies only, but secretly loves men
Man muncher is secretly gay
by Pepey726 November 7, 2017
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Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher
Fuck My Life
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
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Mud muncher.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.
by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018
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