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by Ya B0i November 12, 2019
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Ur Mum

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019
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Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!
Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming
by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024
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Aiden Gelston's Mum

This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!
Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
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ur mum

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*
by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019
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Mum

1: a word americans can’t spell bc there dumb asf.

2: in plural (Mums) means that you swear on your mums life.

3: chavs use “ya mum” as an insult.
1: BOI, YOU BRITISH PEOPLE CANT SPELL MOM CORRECTLY. ITS MUM.

2
A: ite your not gonna tell anyone.
B: Mums.

3: ya mum so dumb she went to the dentist to connect to blutooth.
by XxTaxne February 24, 2019
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Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.
Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.
by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022
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