Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Cheese mouse

The prosses of walking into a chuck e cheese and having the chance og becoming pregnant

Hony i just got fucked by a cheese mouse today b3cause i walked into a chucke cheese

by Comic shane May 30, 2018

Mouse

A rodent somewhat smaller than a rat.

Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy on his first day of school or work, I couldn't get in a rhythm, it was like being a mouse in church, then I'd remember she wasn't all-powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying to bully me.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

mickey mouse trophy

an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

mental mouse

When someone has a paranoia that there are mice under their bed and/or furniture and actually only has the mice but can't handle the stress of it, one gets a **mental mouse** in his/her head when in schizophrenic episodes.

Person 1; Dan got so paranoid, he thinks he has mice under his bed.
Person 2: Yeah he has got a mental mouse going on there.

by v_e_x_e_d_ October 24, 2024

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022