Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops
by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020
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Get the Sober as a moose mug.James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all
by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020
Get the James Moose mug.When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
Get the Moose goggles mug.Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.
by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021
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Get the Baby Moose mug.A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.
by BigRonnyV March 8, 2021
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