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"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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Ass Minute

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Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025
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Cody minutes

A unit of time that is completely fucking meaningless. A single Cody minute ranges anywhere from one actual minute to seven hours.
Person 1: "I'll see you in thirty Cody minutes."
Person 2: "Cool, I'll get in eight hours of sleep."
by BepsiMang November 8, 2025
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