May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

May 1st

National spend time with your bf/gf day

Let’s do something significant other! It’s may 1st

by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022

May 14...

Gio eats you out day

Omg i love may 14...

by Not gio April 30, 2022

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 2, 2022

May 6th

Kiss your boyfriend day! Go up to your boyfriend and kiss him. That simple.

It’s May 6th! Go kiss your boyfriend!

by writerperson69 May 3, 2022

may 6

Ask your friend to date you

(they cant say no)

boy:yooo wanna date its may 6th

girl sure why not

by extra 5 May 5, 2022