Masturbation

The only thing that makes me feel alive.

Masturbation time!

by Hitmantheman February 1, 2024

Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.

"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)

by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019

Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.

Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!

by Squidbob October 12, 2021

Anti-Masturbation Cross

An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.

John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.

by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021

masturbation formation

Circle jerk at military school

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.

by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020

masturbation

the act of pleasuring yourself to a pic of hot boobs, ass, or porn,

oh man my favorite thing to do naked is masturbation

by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021

Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019