may 8th

may 8th is official yoosung and 707 kinnie day pride day, celebrate with your fellow kinnie friends by going to therapy and make sure to drink a lot of chocolate milk on this day in honor of seven and yoosungs joke 🥺 🥺 🥺

omg are you excited for may 8th

no

by chachaslide May 8, 2022

May 21st

if you have a bestie born on may 21st, keep them. especially the ones named jessica, axel, eryn, or julie.

only one of the stupidest, funny people are born may 21st

by that._personondictonary July 11, 2021

Maybe-May

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.

I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.

by JaxU April 27, 2021

May 11

If this day is your crushes birthday you have to ask them out because the law says so and they have to say YES!

YOU: Hey birthday girl, I really like you so will you go out with me?
THEM: Well it's may 11 so I guess I have to

by PoggggggGaymer6969 April 20, 2021

May 14...

Gio eats you out day

Omg i love may 14...

by Not gio April 30, 2022

queen may

Also known as the Great Matthias. The Most beautiful, talented man going. The official Facebook Queen bey doppelganger

Queen may is fabulous

by Zlatan123987 March 24, 2017

29th may

National licking your homies testicle sack day!

Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo

by carmen winstead April 18, 2022