Madden Arcade

1. An arcade game on Xbox 360 for 5 on 5 football. The game includes each team's 5 best players on both offense and defense and game changers that give advantages to either player at random. A 30 point score limit is in place to limit the amount of time each game goes on.

2. A maneuver in Madden Arcade in which a player dodges the opposing player without you using any sort of juke or spin command

1: "Yo son, you wanna play some Madden Arcade?"

2: "Did you see that!? I just Madden Arcaded him!"

by One pump chump March 6, 2010

Playing madden

Term is used when you are about to munch on any amount of shrooms.

Friend: Hey what are you doing this weekend?
You: Playing madden at the beach with some of my friends.
Friend: Oh snap multiplayer?
You: Best way to play it, best part the ocean will be our tv screen
Friend: No Way! How big is that, like 190,080,000 inch?
You: yep all in HD

by critiquing juicebox October 14, 2011

Madelena

(adj) vietnamese femininity who has Mona Lisa's laugh and boobs.

I want to marry a madelena girl!

by Madelena Chồn November 21, 2010

Pulling A Madeline

A creepy Girl who Stalks and or is Psycho over a certain male, and does such acts as walking crazy, stealing bits of his hair, spying on him, and does things that are not normal after a break up. these girls are to be avoided and marked as crazy bitches.

Dude i broke up with Sarah the other day and she is totaling Pulling A Madeline .

by Trevor Scene April 24, 2007

A cow made of butter

Gay slang for I want it In the ass

Hey can I a cow made of butter you?

by Samdaclam October 6, 2021

Madden Rape

The most EXTREME rape of ALL-TIME! Not just dealing with football or Madden, just overall. If you get raped, not literally (or maybe literally), in ANYTHING to the most extreme level, its a Madden Rape. Its pretty much the worst thing in the world!

Bult: OMG This is WORSE than a Madden Rape
Bear: No, that is not possible, nothings worse than a Madden Rape!

by JMBALLER50 September 30, 2005

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008