Muffin Master

The Ability to Bake Bomb Ass Muffins, Thus Muffin Master.

Master of the Muffin Baking.
Master of the Muffin Eating.
Master of Drinking Coffee and Eating Muffins

I can bake some bomb ass muffins...thus implying i am a Muffin Master

by Master of The Muffin September 14, 2007

Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by Justin May 13, 2005

Horne Master

When someone is away from their boyfriend/girlfriend for a period of time that results in them becoming lonely horny and desperate. As a result they throw themselves at the first person of the opposite sex who shows interest in them.

Samara: Ew, did you see Shayleen ! She was gone from Joe for two weeks and she became a total horne master !

Sally: I totally noticed she was all over Kent, hes not even hot!

by purpletourtises April 30, 2011

bro master

it is pewdiepie the great because he is the master of the bro army

alright bros, iam the bro master

by buttmonster December 18, 2013

Swamp Master

The ogrelord of all swamps, swamp ass, and anything swampy.

"Is it true that Shrek is the swamp master?"
"It's been contested, and it's not ogre, til it's ogre."

by haroldwashismiddlename April 28, 2014

Tity Master

Dean Ambrose, masterer of the titties, saying "nope", sneaking up on opponents in parking lots, beating the shit out of people after giving them an Ice Bucket Challenge, taking curb stomps through cinderblocks like a champ, and doing basically anything else like a fucking badass.

Guy 1: Dean Ambrose is not main event material, he doesn't have the size of John Cena or Roman Reigns.

Guy 2: Are you fucking insane! Ambrose is the best star to grace this industry since Stone Cold Steve Austin! Not to mention, he is also the Tity Master

by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014

The master of disguise

The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.

Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.

Q - Fucking awesome

Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees

by Patscorch June 30, 2016