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jungkook's long hair

the hair owned by jungkook was long and soft but then sadly it was cut and the worst part was that we never saw a man bun :'(
girl one:did you see jungkook's long hair?!
girl two:omg yea I did,did you see that he cut it?!
girl one:bitch
by yoongis three dollar chain October 13, 2019
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long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*
by c&o December 22, 2012
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Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.
Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?
by Candis November 15, 2022
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long jesus dick

A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.
Mines gots a long jesus dick my friends! Not an smalls american one YES
by Juzztn December 5, 2017
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Yard-long Hardon

To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.
“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
by HAL 9000 May 27, 2008
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long ass rice

A synonym for noodles, as heard on Parks & Recreation.
I love eating at that Chinese place, they have the best long ass rice you'll ever eat.

Long ass rice? What's that?

Noodles. You're kidding right? Long ass rice are noodles......are you fucking high?
by Fred Ledge September 25, 2011
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Long Island Cheesecake

The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014
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