some absolute moron disliked this post he must be a liberal and wants the taliban to rape all the afganistanian women heck he might he in the taliban .
by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022
Get the liberal mug.Before we go on with this definition, yes, it is typed out by a conservative (I am Gen Z). There are two kinds of liberals that I and most people will encounter in this generation.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
Type 1 liberal: These are the old school liberals who promote things such as universal healthcare, smarter gun reform, and higher taxes, but only on the richest. These liberals are very chill and we conservatives respect them and their opinions. We eat together, play video games together, etc. And they will never go around to those with differing opinions yelling “L+ratio” or things like that.
Type 2 liberal: We’ve all seen these neo-marxist clowns on university campuses and west coast cities flying communist flags, wearing full face bandanas and hoods with blue and green dyed hair. Their only goal is to shut down anybody with differing opinions, even those on the left who disagree with them. You need to agree with them on 100% of the things they say or else they will label you a “fascist” and try to make your life a living hell. They need to be reassured every step of the way by their enablers that they are in fact doing what they do for a good cause, even though most of them are unemployed gender studies majors who live in their parents basements. They may after 3 years save up enough to buy a knife for the whole group and stab some conservative student just to prove they can. Low lives is way too grand a term for these faggots. Best part is, not one of them can fight for shit.
See that liberal over there? Hes a badass, fighting against government censorship with his cool suit.
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
Yo check out that clown with the green hair over there by the entrance. He probably doxxes conservatives in his spare time. What a douche
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Get the Weed out the liberals mug.The paradox of a system that enforces a specific, expansive vision of individual rights and procedural tolerance with such ideological rigidity that it becomes illiberal and coercive. It demands not just tolerance, but active celebration and ideological conformity on a range of social issues, punishing deviation from its progressive orthodoxy through social shaming, deplatforming, and professional cancellation. The "freedom" it offers is the freedom to agree; dissent is pathologized as a form of mental or moral sickness.
Example: "The university's Liberal Totalitarianism was clear: you were free to hold any opinion, as long as it aligned with the officially sanctioned social justice framework. A professor questioning a particular aspect of gender theory was not debated; he was reported to the DEI office for 'creating a harmful climate.' The tyranny wasn't in banning books, but in making certain thoughts professionally and socially suicidal to voice."
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Get the Liberal Totalitarianism mug.The manipulation of language and information within liberal societies to control political discourse. It involves redefining words ("freedom," "violence," "safety"), using bureaucratic euphemisms to obscure unpleasant realities, and constructing media narratives that frame complex issues in simplistic, morally binary terms to enforce ideological conformity. The goal is to control the conceptual framework through which events are understood, making dissenting viewpoints literally unspeakable.
*Example: "The Liberal Orwellianism was in the press release: 'The department engaged in a diversity-enhanced restructuring.' Translation: they fired the old white guys. 'The protest was mostly peaceful.' Translation: 95% stood around while 5% burned a police station. The language wasn't describing reality; it was manufacturing a politically useful simulation of it, making honest debate impossible."*
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Get the Liberal Orwellianism mug.An institution rooted in a radical critique of classical liberalism—the ideology prioritizing individual rights, private property, and limited government. It argues that liberalism's core tenets inherently produce victims by sanctifying inequality (through property rights), enabling exploitation under the guise of free contract, and dissolving communal bonds in favor of atomized individualism. It memorializes those sacrificed to the abstract gods of the market and negative liberty.
Victims of Liberalism Memorial Foundation *Example: An exhibit might trace the life of a 19th-century English peasant forced off communal land by Enclosure Acts (a liberal property-rights project), who then became a destitute urban factory worker with no social safety net ("liberated" from traditional supports), framing them as a classic Victim of Liberalism.*
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Get the Victims of Liberalism Memorial Foundation mug.Someone who presents as an overzealous, almost unreasonable liberal to the point where they are cannon fodder for Fox News to make up for the fact that in private they find amusement watching LiveLeak videos and call people slurs over dying in online video games.
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