A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
Get the Goat's Lawmug. Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.
"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."
by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021
Get the Gorbachev's Lawmug. My girlfriend have law and orderphobia
by Kevin shitxa April 25, 2017
Get the law and orderphobiamug. A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011
Get the In-Law Fluffermug. The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".
I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!
by The Mumbling Manchildren December 1, 2017
Get the The Law of Phomug. "The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)
Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!
by Pennarin October 3, 2014
Get the DeWitt’s Lawmug. Named after Sinn Féin leader, Gerry Adams. Similar to Goodwin's law, this variation is an Irish version. When a topic is mentioned by an Irish person or on an Irish forum, as the length of the discussion grows, the probability approaches one that
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
(1) the IRA, Sinn Féin, "the troubles", Northern Ireland or The Irish Civil War will be mentioned.
What the hell, this forum title was about New Zealand planning on changing their flag and a mere 5 posts in, Adam's Law strikes!
by blueswannabe April 19, 2014
Get the Adam's Lawmug.