3x better than any lauren ever if it had gardner after it. Funny and cute girl that get all the boys attention especially if their name starts with a J
by REALUSER101 June 1, 2018
Get the lauren gardner mug.Lauren is a beautiful girl. Her only two flaws are her leprechaun hair and alcohol addiction. Once the alcohol hits, the boys showing up at 2am hit harder. But don’t worry she’ll tell you the next day that she won’t ever drink again. Those are lies. She’s like sexy Patrick with fish nets and forgets what she says she won’t do ever again every five seconds. However, she is very animal friendly. She likes to enjoy presence with sloths as those suit her hobbies and traits most, nothing. Anyways, she is an amazing softball player and so learned how to catch absolute shit. Some of her top catches are horny knock off frat boys. If you have a lauren in your life, never lose her, she might end up in the lost and found and steal water bottles.
“Hey this girl said she wasn’t going to fall for me for the 6283th time but she did.” “Well duhh she’s a lauren”
by Dontdropthesoup69 January 19, 2022
Get the Lauren mug.The best guy you'll ever meet, takes responseability, is smart, is NOT a retard at all, the lust object of his female teachers.
by Diggatheballen September 23, 2018
Get the Laurens mug.A charming young man. Funny yet great sense of humour. Attractive, but also very handsome. Intelligent, while at the same time very smart. You want to pinch his cheeks even though he's very cute. While this fellow may be kindhearted, do not underestimate him, he also has a soft side. Laurens is a man, but he does have some masculine quirks. Laurens is a combination of both awesome.
by XxX420Pussydankstroyer69XxX February 26, 2019
Get the Laurens mug.Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 4, 2010
Get the Lauren Standriff mug.Lauren, that's all you need to know.
by 315milky November 23, 2021
Get the Lauren mug.Laurens is the best Boy in the World.
He's the cutest and hottest .
If you're best Friend or Boyfriend is a Laurens never let them go!! He's such a sweetheart!
He's great at listening. He's the best Boy that you can ever have.
He has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at Night. His Smile can light up whole room filled with darkness. And his laugh is contagious and cute.
And his red cheeks is kinda too cute!!
I Love him so much .
He's the cutest and hottest .
If you're best Friend or Boyfriend is a Laurens never let them go!! He's such a sweetheart!
He's great at listening. He's the best Boy that you can ever have.
He has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at Night. His Smile can light up whole room filled with darkness. And his laugh is contagious and cute.
And his red cheeks is kinda too cute!!
I Love him so much .
by Cxrdii May 30, 2020
Get the Laurens mug.